May 2013
jehovas-witness:
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cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
overaaalls:
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
winterlong:
I’m “I just want to cuddle with everyone” drunk.
Anonymous asked: What do the red, yellow, green cords mean? My college does the same, but I couldn't look up what they meant.
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jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
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21 Things You Need To Know To Win At College →
Do not become that girl/guy who is so obsessed with their boyfriend/girlfriend that they lose touch with all of their friends.
Love this. Pretty much what I have stressed to the students I’ve mentored the past 2 years.
mntrose:
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
oregony:
I seriously wonder if Baz Luhrmann has ever been to a party that didn’t have confetti and women coming down from the ceiling.
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gokudezi:
gokudezi:
Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt
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